Saturday, October 28, 2006

REAL NO BRAINERS

The Third Geneva Convention’s Article 3

Principled public officials—not valedictorians of “The de Sade School of Martial Debriefing.”

“Patriotism [not torture] being the last refuge of scoundrels.” --Samuel Johnson

Samuel Johnson’s reincarnation to provide the much-needed public service of witty, succinct and razor-sharp political opprobrium.

The only “waterboard” employed by any agency being a surfboard.

Soldiers’ memoirs of the “Hanoi Hilton” as mandatory reading for the Executive Branch and Congress.

Senator John McCain’s X-ray’s, taken immediately after returning from Vietnam, to accompany the above.

All the notorious pictures of Abu Ghraib to accompany the above.

A mandatory viewing of the Nuremberg trials for both branches for good measure.

The Third Geneva Convention’s Article 4.

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