Euphemisms
What they say, and What they mean
"War on Terror"
"War" by its very definition is "terror." So it's "Terror on Terror." Or as General W.T. Sherman said, "War is Hell," so it's "Hell Terror on Terror." Or "We Really Have No clue Who the Hell We are Terror Fighting."
"Collateral Damage"
Damn, the 500 ton bombs are just a tad more devastating to the neighborhood than we thought. . .
"Democracy for the Middle East"
Geez, Tito is really looking good right now. . .
"The Best Secretary of Defense in American
History" (Dick Cheney on
Donald Rumsfeld).
We need an intervention. . .would someone
please contact A&E?
"War on Terror"
"War" by its very definition is "terror." So it's "Terror on Terror." Or as General W.T. Sherman said, "War is Hell," so it's "Hell Terror on Terror." Or "We Really Have No clue Who the Hell We are Terror Fighting."
"Collateral Damage"
Damn, the 500 ton bombs are just a tad more devastating to the neighborhood than we thought. . .
"Democracy for the Middle East"
Geez, Tito is really looking good right now. . .
"The Best Secretary of Defense in American
History" (Dick Cheney on
Donald Rumsfeld).
We need an intervention. . .would someone
please contact A&E?
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